ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

ruinedchildhood:

That moment the store plays your song while you’re shopping

gerardgayofficial:

REPEAT AFTER ME

  • HAVING SELF CONFIDENCE ISNT ‘VAIN’
  • HAVING SELF CONFIDENCE ISNT ‘CONCEITED’
  • HAVING SELF CONFIDENCE ISNT A BAD THING

sharhk:

did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

xoblazinblasian:

suburban-ghetto:

You’re a serious savage bruh

Lmfao